![]() When I woke up a Coldwind King Crab was pinching my neck. ![]() I screamed at them for three hours about how I invented J-Boots and then passed out in a river. I finished the last of my “Brew Day gifts” today, right about the same time some highwaymen stole my J-Boots. He kind of gave me this cold, evil look and, well, I just got freaked out.Įventually the guards tossed me out of the city, none too gently I might add. Well, except for that Nathan Ironforge kid. I started fighting with everyone I could find to defend the honor of Brew Day. I was trying to celebrate Brew Day but everyone kept telling me that it wasn’t for months and to stop annoying them. I can’t remember much of what happened here. “You’re married to that famed rogue of a traveling gnome – Hasten Bootstrutter!” “Listen, Hasten, I had you declared legally dead a long time ago. I started forward but she put her hand up. “Brell Serilis preserve us,” she muttered. She looked hard for a second and then put her face into her hands. “Get out, whoever you are,” she replied pushing the door closed. Good one, good one.” I gave my best impish grin and a wink. I’ve even been faithful to her all these years. ![]() But, well, she’s a sweet woman and I do care for her. I knocked on the door and I admit I was a little taken aback by how much my dear wife had aged. But there’s nothing like returning back to hearth, home and the wife who loves you. They say it’s where the heart is and who am I to argue? Sure, my journeys are wonderful – filled with constant excitement, adventure and intrigue. I've decided it would be fitting to start my latest journey from the place all journeys begin…home.Īh, home. You may know me from one of my delightful “field guides.” I’ve written one for almost every locale in Norrath, guiding you, my faithful reader, to points of interest and adventure! But my publisher tells me that today’s generation of adventurer prefers a travel account that’s a little more personal. ![]() Hasten Bootstrutter is the name, and traveling is my game. Hail adventurer! Allow me to introduce myself. ![]()
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